The God of Evil and the God of the Dead had the night off so they decided to go about the town. They went to the local tavern and saw the most beautiful of maidens – it was Aquarius, the Angel, with sea-green, oceanic eyes. She was sitting there with her pet eagle perched protectively behind her. Keeping any eye out for any snaky characters; of which Evil and Dead fit the description perfectly. Evil generally is the more bullish of the two and so he goes up her and says “They weren’t lion when they said you were fine!” She immediately gives Eagle a nod and eagle flies over him and drops some droppings on his head. Disgusted and embarrassed, he quickly retreats.
Seeing this, Dead is disheartened but isn’t about to give up. However, he needs another drink before he can make his move. He asks for another spiked nectar and proceeds to approach her. He was so nervous he just spits out “I sphinx I’m in love with you!” Eagle gave him the same treatment and that was the end of their night.
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tried to use all element on the card #silly
